Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...