Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
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Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
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Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
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How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Worm your way out of that one!
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