Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...