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Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
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His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...