Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...