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I was pushing it
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Polak Garbage Bill
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Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
The damn ham
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