Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
50/50 relationship
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