Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!