Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...