Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...