I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
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What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
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Pulled over.
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