The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...