Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....