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Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
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The art of foreplay
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Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Wart’s new!
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grasshopper with no legs
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Holy Doctors
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