Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...