Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
cross a spider and an elephant
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How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
How to Catch a White Elephant
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The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Sick of the Holidays
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