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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
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One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
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