The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...