Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...