Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.