NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Judge has some fun
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Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...