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Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Can’t take it with you
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What are you doing, Tommy?
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No change
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Cheap Beer
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What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!