Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...