Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...