Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...