The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...