Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...