Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...