I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!