When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.