Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...