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Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
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A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
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A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...