Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
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The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
which end of a worm is which
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How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...