Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...