Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...