Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...