My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...