Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...