How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Short gender jokes
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Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....