A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...