101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...