Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...