The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...