Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...