How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.