Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...