English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...