Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...