Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Sleep late!
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Blonde quickies 221-230
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Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Food quotes and quips
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Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....