Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....